Infant Socialite Beatypeen

reallyreallyreallytrying:

some jag off: global warming is cool. me: [roll my eyes & dismount my fixy bike] firstly its not. secondly you just contridicted yourself.

i should have gotten a yolo tattoo

when life gives you lemons make yoloaid

i’ve been gone from here so long and people are still post ironically using the term no offence… side eyes emoji side eyes emoji side eyes emoji

male calf length jean shorts. good ol denim small versions of pants (but not too small)

follower stocks are down note stocks are down your blogging career is fucking finished!!!

nikalos:

none of the posts that say who dat who dat i g g y are funny please stop

is the sports side of tumblr declaring war on the celebrity-humor side of tumblr? i think it is

upgraders:

beautypeen:

upgraders:

normally when only one living thing’s eyes do that it’s a cat or a dog so maybe consider that you’re a cat or a dog or possibly even otherkin

im a pisces

ooohhhh that’s why

upgraders:

normally when only one living thing’s eyes do that in a picture it’s a cat or a dog so maybe consider that you’re a cat or a dog or possibly even otherkin

upgraders:

hi:

hi:

"yay, it’s finally summer!"

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i relate to this post i also own a pc (computer) 

i relate to this post i also ironically relate to posts (relatable posts)

all of the blogs that tumblr recommends me to follow are very bad and not good and also pretty bad. i do not enjoy seeing them on my dash

vegetarian: i’m a vegetarian

person who never eats any fruits or vegetables and never  exercises: you know that’s really unhealthy right

don’t put your contacts in for people who aint shit. give em the 8th grade costco glasses look instead. fuck em

that’s a mighty fine bandwagon you’re on tonight sir, do you have control of that? oh no you’re letting your friends drive? well at least they can’t make fun of you for messing up right? okay you have a nice night sir

annoying? no no no you must have not realized that i am a very cool and chill dude. my most frequented grocery store plays alternative rock sometimes. very cool and chill