Infant Socialite Beatypeen

but she sings harmonies perfectly later on which is harder than just singing the melody. biggest loophole of the season thanks and bye
*starts playing ginuwine’s “in those jeans” before finishing writing this post and decides to write that in this post to maybe encourage you to listen to ginuwine’s “in those jeans” because it’s a jam*

souljaboy2007:

when u in the elevator waiting for it to go tf UP and u see someone you hate tryna get in it with you

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not hiding your boner is irresponsible af like waistband tuck put a book over it put your hands in your pockets i don’t care do something

me trying to take a selfie but i was on video instead of camera


makethemoney:

Cashier - “Can I get your email to sign up for our rewards program?”

Me - “hopoff@gmail.com”

charlottelabouff:

if you ever feel embarrassed about yourself just remember that on my first day of 8th grade I wore 30 hairclips, a pink tutu, a giraffe backpack, fake rainbow hair extensions, invader zim shoes and shoe laces, pink fishnet arm warmers and about 34 bracelets and necklaces and ran around saying “nya” for 3 hours until the principal made me change

this is rough

quoms:

(british voice) however do those backwards colonials live without toasty mosties? *hacks the whole crust off a piece of burnt bread and swallows it without chewing*

upgraders:

me: hey do you have the time
vegan: im vegan
me: -_-
dope fit: slept on

worstcats:

I dont know why so many of these cats are covered in straw. Maybe they are good farm cats? It seems like if your cat was naturally kind of moist you’d want it to be somewhere where there weren’t things to stick to it, like not around straw.

extrasad:

I JUST WANNA GET HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOU AT SOME CUTE DINER AT 3 AM AND DRIVE AROUND WITH YOU AND TALK ABOUT DUMB STUFF AND KISS YO U

someone start a dialogue with me on how terrible this post is

drycoochie:

Stop trying to be something and do nothing. Live in a trash can. Become spiritual. Eat bugs. Live, laugh, love.

gookgod:

republicanbrony:

gookgod:

morning blogging is so funny and relaxing. problematic people dont have the energy or leg muscles to get out of bed at this time 

Truth! Most of my brony friends are up in the morning. :3

please fuck off